Maybe try to stick to a solitary controversy for more than 18 adjacent seconds, assmunch. Because from where I’m sitting, if the left is slobbering all over Stormy Daniels on Tuesday, you can bet your ruptured ass implant W. Remen is mad about Russia by Thursday. You want us to believe if Kavanaugh is confirmed [you’re] gonna hunt us to our dying day? K. Something of a snag though. [You] have the attention span of a ferret with a fucking coke habit.
That’s the thing about utterly vacating your actual platform in favor of subsisting on distilled essence of outrage in perpetuity. To maintain momentum, you must flit from furor to furor, gorging yourself on the gooey innards until you pick the corpse clean at last before filing in with the rest of the leftie locusts and advancing to the next nontroversy.
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